Your Hogwarts House Doesn’t Matter
It’s all about your Quidditch position

Those of us who never got our Hogwarts letters (those massive post-owl strikes of the early 2000s caused no end of disappointment!) have a natural curiosity to know which house we would have been sorted into. Would we have spent our free time in the Gryffindor tower or puzzling over riddles outside the Ravenclaw common room? Would our…